and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
