i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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