Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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