hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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