bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm like, not good at living.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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