THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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