Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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