it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Randomize
