we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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