things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How does it feel to date your dad?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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