i barfeds in our rink
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I see more hoeing in ur future
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