I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
its not stalking. its research.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
