its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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