I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She swung at the pinata with crutches
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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