I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She said her name was "party"
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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