On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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