I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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