I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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