please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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