Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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