these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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