You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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