in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
