I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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