I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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