these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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