1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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