You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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