Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Just puked most of my soul out..
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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