do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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