thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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