If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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