i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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