So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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