Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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