and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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