Umm I'm too high to move.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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