Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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