I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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