Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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