Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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