dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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