whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you didnt know i had herpes?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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