i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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