JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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