Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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