your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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