I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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