Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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