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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
be right there i have to get my cape
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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