this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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