two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
you had me at cake vodka
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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