It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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