Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My penis needs a shock collar
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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