have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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