My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
did you just send me my own nude
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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